The Original
College Football Czar
Week 3
Week two in review: Although there was a somewhat greater number of
competitive games than in Week 1, none of them shook things up much, as there
were no matchups between ranked teams, and the highest-ranked team to be upset
was #12 Arizona State. There are still
entirely too many early-season matchups that should never have happened,
resulting in five teams scoring in the 70s last Saturday, and six more in the
60s. Outrageous romps like those are
supposed to be aberrations, but in September nonconference games, they have
become the norm.
Already, we have two additional
nominees for the Lardhead of the Year Award.
One of those goes to perennial contender Mike Gundy, for some unwise
comments that were made by either the longtime Oklahoma State coach or the
varmint that rests on top of his head, about an upcoming game against
Oregon. "What I hear -- chatter from
coaches around the country -- is that nonconference scheduling, and I never
thought anybody would ever say this, should be based on the financial situation
for each school," he said. "Oregon is
paying a lot of money for their team, so from a nonconference standpoint, there
are coaches saying they should play teams that are spending the same amount of
money."
In Saturday's game, the Fighting
Ducks demolished Gundy's team 69-3, but his folly was not just a matter of
giving bulletin board material to the opponents. Gundy had told his own team that it was
overmatched, and one could see from the opening kickoff that the message came
through loud and clear. Aside from the
stupidity of his remarks from a motivational standpoint, they were simply
dishonest, in that he was playing the role of the downtrodden pauper. All college sports fans know that the
University of Oregon receives a great deal of money from its most famous
alumnus, former Nike CEO Phil Knight, but OSU had its own billionaire
benefactor in the late oil magnate T. Boone Pickens, and continues to live off
the largesse of his estate. (And yes, Pickens is deceased, since 2019. The College Football Czar's crack research
staff checked up on it.)
The second nomination goes to
Florida defensive tackle Brendan Bett, who apparently saw Philadelphia Eagle DT
Jalen Carter get penalized for spitting on Dallas Cowboy QB Dak Prescott on
Thursday night, and thought it was a brilliant idea. Two days later, Bett spat on South Florida
offensive tackle Cole Skinner, which is bad enough in itself, but he did it
while USF was mounting a last-minute drive.
The 15-yard penalty moved the ball to the cusp of field goal range,
eventually resulting in successful kick by Nico Yetanothergramatica, which sent
Bett's Gators to an 18-16 defeat. In
reaction, head coach Billy Napier was a bit of a lardhead himself, as he
remarked about the saliva-spewing sophomore, "When a guy does something like
that, he's compromising the team. He's
putting himself before the team." True
enough, but the coach could have put in a good word for sportsmanship for its
own sake. His player committed a vile
act, regardless of whether it impacted the outcome of the game.
The College Football Czar's record
for Week 2 may have been unremarkable, but among the outcomes he predicted
successfully, he came very close on the following scores:
Czar's pick:
Oklahoma 25, Michigan 14 --
Ole Miss 29, Kentucky 22 --
Nc State 38, Virginia 31 --
Syracuse 27, Uconn 19
Final score:
Oklahoma 24, Michigan 13 -- Ole Miss 30, Kentucky 23 -- Nc State 35, Virginia 31 -- Syracuse 27, Uconn 20 (OT)
Altogether, he went 13-7 for the
week. On the season, his record stands
at 28-15, for a .651 winning percentage.
Sept.
12
Colorado at Houston
In a
27-20 loss to Georgia Tech in Week 1, CU coach Deion Sanders watched the clock
run out on his offense while he still had two timeouts showing on the
scoreboard. Instead of owning up to his
miscalculation, he blamed the failed final drive on execution, a time-honored
tradition by which a coach passes the buck on to his players. "If we hit the darn plays, we wouldn't be
asking these questions," he said.
All
right, but why shouldn't the coach provide his offense with enough time to
execute a Plan B? The drive started at
the Buffalo 25-yard-line with 1:07 to go.
On the first two plays, they were tackled in bounds short of a first
down, allowing the clock to run, and Sanders opted not to stop it. By the time the ball was snapped on third
down, only 28 seconds remained. Finally,
his team picked up two first downs to get to midfield. The game ended there, not because the
Yellowjackets had stopped them, but because the coach had exercised extremely
poor clock management.
Senior
running back Dean Connors, who played his first three seasons at Rice, romped
over his old school for 132 yards and two TDs on 13 carries, as the Cougars
carried off the Bayou Bucket, 35-9. It
was the first 100-yard rushing performance for UH in almost two years.
The big
news from the Buffs' 31-7 win over Delaware is that QB Ryan Staub, who has
patiently waited for two years behind Shedeur Sanders, seems to have beaten out
ballyhooed Liberty transfer Kaidon Salter for the starting job. Staub stopped the Fighting Blue Hens by
completing 7 of 10 for 157 yards and two TDs.
The Bayou
Bucket has become an important tradition in college football, you know. It's the object into which one retches while
attempting to watch The Waterboy.
Colorado 20, Houston 17
Kansas State at Arizona
For the second week in a row, the
Arizona Wildcats are facing an opponent that is also called the Wildcats. This means practically nothing, of course,
except that wildcats are apparently the bulldogs of the West.
At least K-State didn't have to go
all the way to Ireland to lose a game 24-21 this time. Instead, they were playing in the cozy
confines of Bill Snyder Family Stadium, where they let the game get away from
them in the fourth quarter against Army.
In fact, their offense was shut out for the entire second half, the
go-ahead third quarter touchdown coming on a kickoff return by Bryce
Noernberg. Their numbers actually
weren't bad, with 4.1 yards per carry, and QB Avery Johnson completing 15 of 25
for 172 yards, but the problem was they only got 43 plays off all game. The
Cadets, who ran 82, methodically kept the ball away from them, as is their
tactic. Offensive opportunities were so
sparse that Johnson actually went more than an hour without a pass attempt
during the second half.
The U of A has only allowed nine
points in two games, but before anyone starts celebrating the return of the
Desert Swarm defenses of the nineties, keep in mind that these games were at
home against Hawaii and Division I-AA Weber State. In their 40-6 opener against UH, they were on
the receiving end of all five of the game's turnovers, which they converted
into 23 points to blow open a game that was not that statistically lopsided.
For the benefit of the College
Football Czar's younger readers, Desert Swarm is a play on Operation Desert
Storm, the code name for the 1991 Gulf War.
You know, that war in Iraq that people are strangely willing to admit we
won. Since all of the officially serious
people tell us the second war in Iraq went so terribly, the Czar thinks the
only sportsmanlike thing to do is to congratulate Saddam Hussein and Abu Musab
al-Zarqawi on their victory.
Oh, wait a minute ...
Kansas State 31, Arizona 24
New Mexico at UCLA
Fairly or not, the bulk of the
criticism for the Bruins' 0-2 start is bound to fall on quarterback Nico
Iamaleava. They didn't spend $4 million
dollars to take the sophomore spinner away from Tennessee just to lose to the
likes of Utah and UNLV. Trailing the
Rebels 23-0 late in the second quarter, he started showing some of the promise
we'd been hearing about all last season, but finally he was intercepted to stop
the potential game-tying drive.
New and Improved Mexico put a
surprisingly good product on the field in an opening 34-17 loss at
Michigan. Tight end Dorian Thomas led
the Lobos with two TDs and 71 yards on ten catches. After last year's 5-7 campaign, which they
started 0-4, UNM may be poised for its first winning season since 2016.
These teams have met once before, in
the 2002 Las Vegas Bowl. It was there
that Lobo coach Rocky Long let sideshow kicker Katie Hnida attempt an extra
point in the first quarter. Her kick,
which looked as if it had been pitched toward the uprights with a snow shovel,
was easily blocked. The UNM players,
taking the hint that their coach didn't care about the outcome, faded from
there and lost, 27-13. Afterward, Long
was widely lauded for his self-defeating decision. The lesson from this story is that it isn't
whether you win or lose, nor is it how you play the game. It isn't even what it is!
UCLA 22, New Mexico 17
Sept. 13
Pitt at West Virginia
In the Mountaineers' 17-10 loss at
Ohio, RB Jaheim White accounted for the majority of their rushing yards and
their only touchdown, but he was injured late in the first half and returned to
the sidelines on crutches. Their
second-leading rusher is sophomore Cyncir Bowers, who has a grand total of 53
career yards, all of them in this year's opener against Division I-AA Robert
Morris. He really meant it, though.
Last year, the Eers could have put
away the game in Pittsburgh if not for a peculiar play call. Leading by only three after giving up a late
touchdown, they started their next possession by running the always witty pitch
to the short side, which was predictably thrown for a loss. Because they didn't want to stop the clock by
throwing the ball, they had basically doomed themselves to a three-and-out,
which ultimately led to a shocking 38-34 defeat.
Sophomore quarterback Eli Holstein
was a familiar sight for Panther fans in last week's 45-17 win against Central
Michigan, in that he was productive, while throwing a handful of very dangerous
passes. Only one of those was
intercepted, but it turned the tide in the game until late in the third
quarter, when he fired a 48-yard bomb to WR Raphael "Poppi" Williams.
The Backyard Brawl is always
dangerous in Morgantown. You could get
hit with a camshaft, a bubble-screen TV, a toilet, or whatever else happens to
by lying around in the yard.
Pitt 26, West Virginia 14
Clemson at Georgia Tech
When the College Football Czar
picked the Yellowjackets to win the ACC in his preseason issue, that was based
primarily on conference schedule strength.
However, they face their biggest challenge in this league opener against
a Paw Boy defense that was certainly not to blame for an opening 17-10 loss to
LSU.
The Tigers trailed Troy 16-0 before
coming back to score the last 27 points of the game. Former wide receiver Adam Randall, now a
senior running back, had his first hundred-yard game, with 112 yards and a
touchdown on 21 carries. The Czar has
been skeptical that Randall could phill in for Phil Mafah, now of the Dallas
Cowboys. This road test against Tech
ought to give us a pretty good idea.
Notice that the College Football
Czar did not say the Son of Clem scored 27 "unanswered points." He hates that cliche, even when it is
applicable. But is it even necessary to
score in order to answer your opponents' "unanswered points?" Perhaps a heartfelt "Oh, yeah?" would be
sufficient.
Clemson 19, Georgia Tech 16
Texas A&M at Notre Dame
The Conjunction Boys were derailed
early in last year's anticlimactic opener, a 23-13 loss to the golden domers at
College Station. They followed that
disappointment with seven consecutive victories, before screeching to an 8-5
finish, losing to USC in the Las Vegas Bowl.
Because the Fighting Irish can't win
a conference championship, another loss would be extremely damaging to their
national championship hopes, after an opening 27-24 setback at Miami. To state the obvious, they needed to win out
last year after losing to Northern Illinois, and they did.
Furthermore, Taylor Swift cannot
sing. Frank 'n Stuffs are
revolting. Dave Portnoy is a
lardhead. (Say, this stating-the-obvious
thing is fun!)
As long as the Irish aren't going to
count on their QB to run the ball this year, they might consider giving their
running backs a few more carries. In
that Week 1 setback, Jadarian Price and Jeremiyah Love combined for only 16
carries, a fact that head coach Marcus Freeman attributed to the Hurricane
defense taking the RBs away on the read-option.
He said they started running more straight handoffs late in the game,
and that's a trend that needs to continue.
Q: Why does Touchdown Jesus overlook
Notre Dame Stadium?
A: Because Disconcerting Signals
John the Baptist didn't test market well.
Notre Dame 28, Texas A&M 20
Georgia at Tennessee
It's very early yet, but if the
Volunteers can clear this hurdle, they could be on their way to another playoff
appearance. How can the College Football
Czar say that, you might ask (and even if you might not ask that, it doesn't
matter, because he'll tell you anyway).
UT has got about as unimposing an SEC schedule as possible, in that they
avoid LSU, Texas, Ole Miss, South Carolina and Auburn. Two of the conference rivals they do play,
Alabama and Florida, sure don't look like contenders so far, and their two
remaining nonconference opponents are UAB and New Mexico State.
The Bulldogs took a peay break
between the hedges last week, in a leisurely 28-6 stroll past the Division I-AA
Austin Peay Governors. This week, they
play on the road for the first time in the 2025 season, having gone 2-3 outside
their home state a year ago.
Since arriving at the School of Hard
Knox, consolation prize quarterback Joey Aguilar has thrown five touchdowns and
no interceptions in two games. The xnok
on him coming in was that he was too reckless with the ball, being picked off
24 times over the past two seasons.
We'll see how much he has improved in that area, now that he is throwing
against better opposition.
Last year, the Vols' star player was
named Nico "I am a leava," and he left.
Coach Josh Heupel should take that into consideration next time, before
he wastes any effort recruiting some kid named Caleb "I get drunk and shave
hibernating animals."
Tennessee 37, Georgia 33
South Florida at Miami
The Bulls have already beaten two
ranked opponents, in a 34-7 romp over Boise State and an 18-16 slugfest with
Florida. If they can also upset the U, they
could be 7-0 by the time they take on presumptive American Conference
contenders Memphis, UTSA and Navy.
Carson Beck's elbow must be feeling
well, because the Hurricanes haven't asked him to hold anything back. In two games, the former Georgia quarterback
has attempted 55 passes, with four TDs and no picks, and a 76.4 completion
percentage.
USF also wears a "U" on its helmet,
and pretends to be in South Florida, which Tampa is not. So basically, the Bulls are Miami Hurricane
wannabes. It's kind of like the time that
Fonzie had to rumble with a robotic imposter-Fonz who sought to take his place.
Okay, so there was no such episode
as that, but you don't know it because you stopped watching long before the end
of the series.
Miami 23, South Florida 13
Wisconsin at Alabama
After the way that Bama got bullied
by Florida State, for it to pile up a 73-0 final score on poor lil' ol'
Louisiana-Monroe was a sign of insecurity.
We'll see how powerful the pachyderms are when they line up against the
Big Bad Gers.
The Crimson Tide had a dolly good
time last year in Madison (How's that for a Zinger?), when they won in a 42-10
walkaway. It might have become a much
different game if Badger QB Tyler Van Dyke hadn't been injured after completing
his first five passes. This year's
starter, Billy Edwardsjr, was hurt in the opener against Miami Ohio, and missed
last week's game against Middle Tennessee.
In his place, former San Diego State slinger Danny O'Neil completed 23
of 27.
Tide wide receiver Ryan Willaims has
had his manhood attacked, just because his sister paints his fingernails for
him. To this, the College Football Czar
strenuously objects, on the basis that Williams is only a sophomore. By the time he's a senior, he will be
painting his own nails, all by himself.
Alabama 24, Wisconsin 16
Duke at Tulane
Blue Devil QB Darian Mensah takes on
the TU team he left at the end of last regular season. In his first two games in Durham, he has
thrown for 723 yards and five touchdowns, and there was not a great drop-off in
his numbers between a Week 1 romp over Division I-AA Elon and a Week 2 defeat
against #11 Illinois. However, he did
fumble twice while being sacked by the Fighting Illini, and added an
interception to a forgettable second half of a 45-19 knockaround.
When the Green Wave wiped out
Northwestern 23-3, that was supposedly done to punish NU coach David Braun for
denying them the chance to commemorate the anniversary of Hurricane
Katrina. Because Tulane had been forced
to play that entire 2005 season away from home, it wore its road whites all
year long, and wanted to also wear them for this year's opener. All that was needed was for the road team to
agree to wear its dark-colored uniforms, and Braun refused. He says he had no intention of spoiling
Tulane's plans, but that they simply hadn't informed him in time to make the
arrangements, and the College Football Czar sees no reason to doubt him. If this were really so important to Tulane
University, it would have organized the event long ahead of time, and
coordinated the uniform combinations with Northwestern during the
offseason. For Jon Sumrall to use the
dispute to motivate his team is fair game, but that doesn't mean he had to be
such a sanctimonious phony about it.
"Don't disrespect New Orleans,"
Sumrall said after the Northwestern game.
Really, coach? Have you ever seen
Mardi Gras? Disrespecting that would be
like breaking crumbs.
Duke 47, Tulane 29
Arkansas at Ole Miss
Rebel coach Lane Kiffin was being
facetious when he apologized to gamblers for last week's seven point victory at
Kentucky, but if the College Football Czar were his athletic director, he would
be disturbed that the coach was that conscious of the betting line. Then again, something about Kiffin would
disturb him on an almost daily basis.
Last Saturday in Little Rock,
Razorback QB Taylen Green threw for 239 yards, and rushed for 151 more against
Arkansas State. He scored (not "was
responsible for") a total of five touchdowns.
Running back Mike Washingtonjr picked up 116 yards and one TD on nine
carries of his own.
How could somebody be officially
responsible for a touchdown without scoring it?
By inventing flubber? And wasn't
that redundant anyway, after the flubber basketball game in the first
movie? The least they could have done
was make the second one a flubber polo match, so they could work in some good
old-fashioned Hollywood animal abuse.
Ole Miss 40, Arkansas 33
Memphis at Troy
The Tigers, to their chagrin, are
not a power conference team, having been spurned by the Big XII. Nevertheless, it is a bit odd for a team of their
stature to be playing two road games against Sun Belt teams in as many
weeks. Last Saturday in Atlanta, they
led by a single point at halftime, before shutting out Georgia State in the
second half to win, 38-16.
Goose Crowder sounds like someone
who makes pate for a living, but it's also the name of the Trojans' starting
quarterback. Unfortunately, he de-livered
three of his passes to Clemson defenders last week, in the process of helping
his team blow a 16-0 lead. Crowder had
been the starter for TSU early last season, but suffered a season-ending
shoulder injury in Week 5 against Louisiana-Monroe.
One thing you don't ever want to do
is crowd geese. Never mind how the
College Football Czar found this out. Suffice
it to say, his round of golf had been going badly enough already.
Memphis 34, Troy 17
Air Force at Utah State
Former BYU coach Bronco Mendenhall
is 1-1 on his return to the Beehive State, winning the Aggies' home opener
against UTEP, and losing on the road to a ranked Texas A&M team. Through his eleven seasons in Provo, he
compiled a record of 99-43.
The Falcons have only taken the
field once so far this season, and there is little that can be gleaned from a
49-13 thumping of Division I-AA Bucknell.
One thing we do know about the AFA is that it has its starting fullback
from last year, which is always important to a triple-option offense.
The Lightning Eleven may have to
expand by one, if they continue to play two quarterbacks. Junior Josh Johnson got the start last game,
but sophomore Liam Szarka took almost as many snaps. The presumptive starter, Quentin Hayes, has gone
to the Citadel as a graduate transfer.
It's a little-known fact that Utah calls
itself the Beehive State to encourage tourism.
They found that people would avoid it if it was called the Mormon Hive
State, so they scratched out "Mormon" and wrote in "Bee." Score one for the image consultants.
Air Force 25, Utah State 22
East Carolina at Coastal Carolina
Each of these teams has evened its
record by beating up on a lower-division opponent, after giving a disappointing
performance in Week 1. The Pirates lost
a grudge match against Nc State 24-17, in spite of an inspired late comeback,
whereas the Chanticleers got chewed up in a 48-7 loss to Virginia.
It is historically unlike the teal
chickens to have trouble scratching up any points, but after tallying only once
in that opening defeat, they quietly trudged past Division I-AA Charleston
Southern, by a final of 13-0. These
results become more understandable when you realize that their quarterback is
M.J. Morris, who infamously quit while he was ahead at Nc State, presuming to
redshirt himself and transfer, rather than be the starter at an ACC program for
only half a season. He spent one
mediocre campaign at Maryland before moving on to CCU. How he managed to find two other schools that
wanted him after what he did to the Wolfpack is perhaps the most puzzling part
of the whole story.
These two Carolinas are not states,
but instead are the Carolinas that exist only in James Taylor's mind. It's a good thing they have each other, or
they'd get awfully lonely in there these days.
East Carolina 21, Coastal Carolina 10
Minnesota at California
The College Football Czar is pleasantly
surprised that Golden Gopher coach P.J. Fleck did not run up the score on
Division I-AA Northwestern State of Louisiana, instead shutting the 66-0
silliness down after the first possession of the second half. He is considerably less pleased that such a
game even took place.
In their opener, the radiant rodents
ran past what is probably a pretty good Buffalo team, 23-10. Running back Darius Taylor toted the ball 30
times for 141 yards, and gained another 36 yards on four receptions. He probably won't account for quite as much
of the offense against a Golden Bear defense that ranked #13 in the nation
against the run last season.
Cal QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele
completed 20 of 30 for 234 yards and three TDs in a 34-15 opining victory over
former league rival Oregon State.
Needless to say, the Golden Bears are pleased that his name isn't
Jaron-Keawe Iamaleava. The latest Hawaiian
phenom had originally enrolled at Oregon, but why wait his turn behind Dante
Moore when he's capable of starting for a major conference team right now?
It's the Golden Gophers and the
Golden Bears. To William Devane, this
game must be like watching Cinemax at four in the morning.
Minnesota 29, California 27
Florida Atlantic at Florida
International
There's not much positive to say
about either of these teams, except that FAU's opening 39-7 loss to Maryland
wasn't all that bad, considering that they went minus-6 in turnovers. In addition to the QBs combining for six
picks, the Burrowing Owl offense gave up a safety, and turned the ball over on
downs five times.
Even without a whiteout at Penn State,
the game snowballed on the FIU Panthers, who fell by a final of 34-0 after
trailing by only ten at halftime. Of
course, as long as they weren't going to score, the size of the deficit hardly
mattered. The International Men of
Mystery need to win this intrastate battle if they are to stand much of a
chance at their first winning season since 2018. That sounds less hopeful when you realize
that they haven't defeated their rivals from Rat Mouth since 2016. Overall, the Owls lead the series, 14-5.
Is there any question which side the
College Football Czar is picking in this game?
Merica First! Who are these
globalist swine who are trying to internationalize Florida, anyway? Probably them damn Danishes!
Florida Atlantic 44, Florida
International 28
Washington State at North Texas
Considering the way Oregon State has
looked so far, the Cougars have got to like their chances of winning the Pac 12
championship this year. They probably
also like their chances of contending in the expanded Pac 12 next season, after
they downed future conference foe San Diego State last Saturday, 36-13.
The Mean Green scored a quality road
win at Western Michigan, 33-30 in overtime, when RB Makenzie McGillii broke the
100-yard mark with a three-yard TD in the extra frame. Curiously, his per-carry average is being
weighed down by the opening game against Division I-AA Lamar, in which he
somehow only managed to gain one yard on six attempts.
Really, he's the second? Meaning there are two men named
Makenzie? Who do you suppose paints
their nails?
Washington State 45, North Texas 41
Akron at UAB
The Zips were anticipating their
best season since they won the 2105 Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. They have spuddered out of the gate, however,
since hearing that they are bowl-eligible because of a low Academic Progress
Rate. The College Football Czar knows
what you're thinking: The roos are
academically ineligible now, but they weren't when Terry Bowden was
running the program? The Czar is just
passing the information along. He cannot
provide a splainey-thingey.
Former Florida State and Texas
A&M coach Jimbo Fisher once expressed relief that he hadn't been hired at
Alabama-Birmingham years earlier. Now
that he has decided he misses coaching, the Blazers could do worse than forgive
that insult and make him an offer, especially since they'd have to acknowledge
that their program then was nothing like it is now.
Jimbo's job prospects are hindered
by his unfortunate resemblance to Sen. Lindsay Graham. Anybody who meets him is overcome by an irresistible
urge to turn him off, or at least hit the mute button. Surely you have experienced this if you've happened
to see him at his current gig with the ACC Network.
UAB 31, Akron 20
Texas State at Arizona State
There is no longer any question
about the Bobcat QB situation after last week's 43-36 victory over UTSA in the
Alamodome. Brad Jackson rushed for two
touchdowns, before heaving a 65-yard tie-breaking TD pass with five minutes
remaining.
The Evil Brutus Thornapples played
like born losers last Saturday at Starkville, where they rallied from a 17-0
deficit to take the lead late in the fourth quarter, only to give up a 58-yard
bomb with just over a minute left in what is sure to be a devastating 24-20
defeat. The MSU defense showed it was
not going to take it from Sam Leavitt, as the Sun Devil QB completed just 10 of
22 for 82 yards, with one TD and two interceptions.
Last year in San Marcos, ASU barely survived
a 31-28 scare as they started their improbable run to the playoffs. The Bobs had the advantage in both rushing
and passing yards that day, but the game turned on a critical TSU fumble by running
back Ismail Mahdi, who ironically has transferred to the University of Arizona.
It appears that the College Football
Czar has made another one of those dated references that may require an
explanation to some of his readers. Brutus
Thornapple was the name of the main character in a comic strip called The
Born Loser. A comic strip was a
series of crude artistic renderings, relating a brief narrative, ideally to
humorous effect. These narratives were
published in hard copy publications called newspapers, which were bundles of
paper on which news stories and other informational or entertaining items were
printed, to be physically distributed to people's homes by child laborers.
Now, if you come back next week, the
Czar will tell you all about Vaudeville.
Arizona State 26, Texas State 24
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